sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

(via asurprisedmoose)

Tagged: #spongebob  #skeleton war 2014  #spoopy  

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

(via asurprisedmoose)

(Source: lethargybomb, via romancingthelookyloos)

Tagged: #Linda belcher  #bob's burgers  

ghostlydun:

Ultraviolence (3D Audio) - Lana Del Rey

WHAT IS 3D AUDIO?

It is a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by headphones/speakers. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

TO LISTEN:

- wear headphones

- close your eyes!

DOWNLOAD LINK (x)

(via romancingthelookyloos)

Tagged: #ldr  #for reference  

awkward-white-dad-charles-xavier:

bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

let’s quit together

(via ryanvallejo)

Tagged: #skeleton war 2014  #spoopy  

drakeovograham:

Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me

This is why I literally go out of my way to compliment people who look this beautiful and fashionable because people want everyone else to conform to sweat pants and college tee shirts.

(via genevievevavance)

(via ruinedchildhood)

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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(via kevrudd)

Tagged: #Dexter  #STOP  

Omg someone just called me “nice” when telling someone about me.

Nice?

NICE??

Do you even know me? Like, I’m polite, sure, but nice?? That’s something you say about someone when he or she is so absolutely uninteresting to you that you just have to make up a nice adjective to describe them without using the word “boring.”

Ugh.

"Nice"

I’m so pissed off.

Tagged: #nice  #rant  #text  #op  #why  #go away  #pissed  #first of all how dare you  

letsslaytroyler:

'Looking at it now, it all seems so simple...'

the rest of the was world black and white
but we were in screaming color

(via troyesbooty)

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

(via shinjispookari)

Tagged: #about me  

"People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic, via supdaddy)

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.

watchtheskytonight:

the casting is fantastic

(Source: 10-points-for-gryffindor, via natjedi)

Tagged: #hp  

tastefullyoffensive:

[jeremykaye]

(via fingersareoptional)

Tagged: #about me  #same