I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock
Ultraviolence (3D Audio) - Lana Del Rey
WHAT IS 3D AUDIO?
It is a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by headphones/speakers. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.
- wear headphones
- close your eyes!
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cash or credit, fuckboy
let’s quit together
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
This is why I literally go out of my way to compliment people who look this beautiful and fashionable because people want everyone else to conform to sweat pants and college tee shirts.
so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and
Omg someone just called me “nice” when telling someone about me.
Do you even know me? Like, I’m polite, sure, but nice?? That’s something you say about someone when he or she is so absolutely uninteresting to you that you just have to make up a nice adjective to describe them without using the word “boring.”
I’m so pissed off.
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”